“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
Relationship level 1: awkward flirting
Relationship level 2: getting naked
Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”
when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
i was bullied in high school for being very beautiful and popular
- me: what's my desired aesthetic? wow that's a great question; i'd say sensitive gay jock from the '50s
- officer: i asked to see your license and registration
*reads bad horoscpe* *throws rock at stars* fuck u fake bitch
Cant get on insta or twitter cuz I told people im asleep.