Instagram You're a WHORE

agenderplant:

who cares about coachella if i wanted to be surrounded by loud racists i could visit my extended family

cradily:

i dont just take naps i accidentally hibernate

belaroos:

5 ways to turn any girl on that ALWAYS work

  1. show her your yugioh cards
  2. show her your yugioh cards
  3. show her your yugioh cards
  4. show her your yugioh cards
  5. if your yugioh cards dont turn her on send her to the shadow realm 
i found out what a 420 is you are all going to hell

(Source: breakfastburritoe)

yaoidiot:

people who shower in under 5 minutes

  • ..
  • ..?
  • .?…??
  • how

(Source: heavysmoved)

jinkies i lost my glasses!
velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via scottthepilgrim)

(Source: jewishsanta)

envyadams:

FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters :)

Fhoebe

Rachel

bIng, Chandler

MonEca

NJoey

D

RosS

when my girl be like

thepoetspace:

"come get in the shower."

"let me ride your face."

"tryna eat it from the back or nawh?"