Malcolm in the middle was an incredible show
how many kardashians ARE there?? theres happy kardashian, bashful kardashian, dopey kardashian, sextape kardashian
“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
i always wondered how mice made these holes