Instagram WHORE

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

(Source: beeleebay)


Relationship level 1: awkward flirting

Relationship level 2: getting naked

Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”


when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something


(Source: angry-lady)

Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend.
One of my customers (via assachusetts)

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm)


i was bullied in high school for being very beautiful and popular

  • me: what's my desired aesthetic? wow that's a great question; i'd say sensitive gay jock from the '50s
  • officer: i asked to see your license and registration


*reads bad horoscpe* *throws rock at stars* fuck u fake bitch

Cant get on insta or twitter cuz I told people im asleep.